I thought RamRide was supposed to give me a “safe ride home,” not almost crash me into oncoming traffic.
You know it’s been a rough weekend when your friends have to monitor your Facebook photos for compromising paraphernalia.
How can one person single-handedly make everyone in a huge lecture class laugh? Their Meow Mix theme song ringtone goes off.
Thanks Modern Warefare 2, now my Farmville crops are always withered.
It’s interesting how a case of the Mondays generally evolves into hungover Tuesdays.
Dear UPS: Thanks for botching the shipment of my new beer pong table. What am I supposed to do until after Thanksgiving break? Study?