RamTalk

I thought RamRide was supposed to give me a “safe ride home,” not almost crash me into oncoming traffic.

You know it’s been a rough weekend when your friends have to monitor your Facebook photos for compromising paraphernalia.

How can one person single-handedly make everyone in a huge lecture class laugh? Their Meow Mix theme song ringtone goes off.

Thanks Modern Warefare 2, now my Farmville crops are always withered.

It’s interesting how a case of the Mondays generally evolves into hungover Tuesdays.

Dear UPS: Thanks for botching the shipment of my new beer pong table. What am I supposed to do until after Thanksgiving break? Study?