Dec 042009
Authors: Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier

Beware of the nerd herd. If they bite you, you become a virgin.

To the girl living in my dorm having door-rattling sex at 10:45 a.m.: You take the term “morning person” to a whole new level.

One day when I’m older and zombies really have taken over, I’ll look back on this human vs. zombies week and think, “Those were the days … “

Nothing like Internet problems to remind you that you are back at school.

Thank you, condom man, for making me aware of the fact that I have no use for you.

Is it immoral of me to put out a bounty on a friend, and the zombie that eats him earns a free burrito?

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