Nov 082009
Authors: Compiled Heidi Reitmeier

You know your life sucks when you want to ditch class, but then you realize you have nothing better to do so you go anyway.

So I was at this party last night, and I started talking to this girl. Literally two minutes later, the cops came: The biggest cock block ever.

If we’re going to cut academic budgets while building athletic facilities, can’t we just use some of that money to buy a decent quarterback instead?

You know you may have a drinking problem when you try to get a beer at the ‘Skeller at 11 a.m., and they don’t serve beer until noon.

Hey football team: The only bowling you will be doing this December will be at Chipper Lanes.

To the skinny girl jogging around campus as I drive stuffing my face with McDonalds: Thank you for making me feel like a tub of lard in under five seconds.

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