The other day I learned that if you say beer can with a British accent you’re saying bacon with a Jamaican accent.
To the guy in the student center who said, “There should be a tobacco store that accepts Ram Cash”: I think you’re on to something.
It’s all fun and games until the girl you are Facebook stalking catches you stalking her in the library.
It’s a fact that a well placed text message smiley face can and will get you laid.
I’m pretty sure I breathed in about a pound of asbestos yesterday while I was walking to the Microbiology building. Take that, lungs.
Binary Boys: You can water my Farmville garden anyday. Call me at 1000101011