I have decided that Colorado needs to go see the doctor to be treated for seasonal bipolar disorder.
Dear CSU: I’m learning how to say the names of drugs and criminal acts in Spanish class. I appreciate your investment in my bright future.
My horoscope told me to plan a little romance for late in the day. Good thing I shaved this morning.
To the College Pro Painters: I’m looking to blow my entire life savings in a pyramid scheme, I mean internship. Do you know of any?
Is it bad that I wear sunglasses even when it’s cloudy out just so girls don’t see me checking them out in the Plaza?
Anyone know if there is a Facebookaholics anonymous?