I found some condoms and wrappers in the bushes by the Morgan Library. Now I know why people study so late.
Not only is CSU cutting back, so is Panda Express. I didn’t even get a fortune in my cookie.
Dear fellow college students, please stop walking by when I’m trying to smoke a bowl. You tend to make it difficult to finish it peacefully. Thanks, your stoned peers.
Anyone else having wet dreams about snowboarding?
Mint-flavored condoms seemed like a good idea at the time …
To the kid who tried to run from the police at Corbett: You missed the Corbett exit, the emergency exit and the Parmalee exit, only to run down a dead end row of tables. Smooth move.