Nov 022009

“No Shave November” is simply an evil plot set forth by Tony Frank’s beard to make a population in its own image. I am only too happy to comply.

To the squirrel giving me the dirty look: You better watch your back.

To the girl who was telling me how to pick up women on Saturday night: You must have given me bad advice, because I didn’t bring you home.

Cowgirls in big pickup trucks make me happy in that special kind of way.

The one thing I’m looking forward to most during Thanksgiving Break: being able to poop in private.

Is there a way to find out who my Preview partner was two years ago? Mine was hot, and I’ve hit a dry spell.

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