Wow, CSU. You closed the Oval to avoid pedestrian injury due to falling branches, yet you failed to realize that squirrels live in those branches. What kind of evac plan do you have for them? Poor squirrels.
Good to know that CSU administration cares so much about our well being that they’d cancel classes for us … but only after 2 p.m. when they have their funding.
I thought I would never say this, but I’m gonna kick Tony Frank in the beard for not canceling school.
Somewhere between slipping on black ice and crushing my knee on the pavement, I realized how much CSU cares about my “safety.”
When did walking through the Oval became a thrill seeking activity?