Oct 282009
Authors: Compiled Heidi Reitmeier

Budget Cut idea #3405: Mandatory snow days four times a semester.

The difference between a snow day and a snowy day: Guilt.

Quick! Don’t think of a penguin! You thought of a penguin didn’t you.

To the girl I heard on campus saying “Wow! Weird — it’s rain snow.” It doesn’t rain snow. It is called “Sleet.”

Have you ever needed to puke but forced yourself not to cause you would be wasting alcohol. Me too.

I suppose it’s crystal clear who’s goin’ run this town tonight: The snow. Sorry Rihanna.

Bike to class: Too icy. Drive to class: No parking permit. Walk to class: Too cold. No class today.

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