The Library: Where grades go to die.
WANTED: A football team that can play four quarters. Inquire within. Scholarships available.
My license says I’m a donor, but I don’t think anyone would want my liver if I died right now.
To the kid who long-boarded into the side of the bus: now you know that Fort Collins Transit doesn’t stop for pedestrians.
I love it when I put my iTunes on shuffle and get rick rolled by my own computer.
Gays and lesbians unite: massive make out party in the Plaza in front of the crazy dude.
If you take the time to drop a log in the toilet, take the time to flush.
Rule 33: Zombie chicks use too much teeth.