Oct 222009
Authors: compiled Heidi Reitmeyer

To the person who stole the Michael Jackson comment from TFLN. I thought 516 was the area code for Long Island. Not Fort Collins.

Dear Resident Director: We were not throwing water balloons at kids from the fourth floor. The water balloons are just on the Ikea chair for practice.

After eating dorm food day after day, Italian night at the AV feels like a meal at Maggiano’s Little Italy.

Would buying a Halloween costume from a Web site called the Foreplay Catalogue make me a slut?

You know you must be doing something right when there are so many preachers on campus telling you to change.

To the guy in my public speaking class advocating the legalization of marijuana: Don’t you think it’s a bit hypocritical to be wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt?

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