RamTalk

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Oct 202009
 
Authors: Compiled Heidi Reitmeier

I don’t have sugar daddies. I have official sponsors.

Is it bad that in the eighth week of school, you still look at your schedule to see where your classes are?

College: the only place you’ll see a 50-year-old guy cruisin’ on a longboard.

What happens when your super secret parking spot isn’t so secret anymore? EEEHHHHFFFF!

CSU: Construction Site University

Thank God they found that kid in the balloon. For a while I thought Michael Jackson ordered takeout from heaven.

Today on Facebook I learned I should be a princess for Halloween, I will have 2.2 kids, live to 78, die by falling off a bridge, marry a guy named Carl, and make $2.2 million in my lifetime. Why can’t I learn this much in school?

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Oct 202009
 
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To the person who got in the same compartment as me in the revolving door at the Library: Thank you for simultaneously creeping me out and making me laugh.

A senior’s Tuesday night: Studying at the Library for three hours for a test the next day, and then returning home to play beer pong

If I put boogers on papers I recycle, will the recycled paper have my booger particles in them?

So I keep hearing that I can choose two of three: Good grades, enough sleep or a social life. And yet i have none of those. Thanks engineering.

To the guy watching “South Park” on his laptop in GeoSystems: BRILLIANT!

To the guy taking a piss and talking on his cell phone at the same time: I envy your multi-tasking skills.kids, live to 78, die by falling off a bridge, marry a guy named Carl, and make $2.2 million in my lifetime. Why can’t I learn this much in school?

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