Rocktober — the shortest month of the year.
To the guy in the library bathroom: Maybe you should find some place more private to have Happy Fun Time.
To the girl I hooked up with: I understand you have a variety of choices in men, so thank you for choosing me. Please tell your friends.
My Halloween costume: A suit of armor made of beer boxes. I am the Bud Knight.
To the kid who drank too much at my party: I liked my bathroom the color it was. It didn’t need that paint job.
Does anyone know if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
Dear students: Due to further budget cuts, there is no longer a light at the end of the tunnel. We apologize for any inconvenience. Sincerely, CSU