Sep 242009
Authors: Compiled Heidi Reitmeier

It’s funny that only students get excited about getting less for their money: Yay for no class.

When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some slight Facebook stalking.

To the girl at the gym wearing the I-got-used-doggy-style t-shirt: your parents must be proud.

Due to budget cuts, fall has been canceled.

Can mother nature give us a heads up the next time it plans on PMS-ing? Yeah, thanks.

You know you’re in college when you’re registered for college courses.

To the guy smoking three cigarettes in front of Clark: You must have had one heck of a day.

I can tell how close class is to being over by how much flavor my gum has.

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