It’s funny that only students get excited about getting less for their money: Yay for no class.
When I meet a new girl, I’m terrified of mentioning something she hasn’t already told me but that I have learned from some slight Facebook stalking.
To the girl at the gym wearing the I-got-used-doggy-style t-shirt: your parents must be proud.
Due to budget cuts, fall has been canceled.
Can mother nature give us a heads up the next time it plans on PMS-ing? Yeah, thanks.
You know you’re in college when you’re registered for college courses.
To the guy smoking three cigarettes in front of Clark: You must have had one heck of a day.
I can tell how close class is to being over by how much flavor my gum has.