Wearing sunglasses while studying in the library? Please… You’re too cool for school.
Last night, a ladybug landed on the crotch of my pants. Ladybugs are supposed to bring good luck. Unfortunately, ladybugs are different than lady humans.
To the mutant gargantuan crows howling in my tree this morning: I have considered contributing to your extinction.
Fort Collins is the only city in the United States where the bikers are more dangerous than the drivers. Ever seen someone drive a car without brakes while texting with no hands on the wheel? Nope. Ever seen it on a bike? Twice today already.
For the longest time I have been wondering how CSU is the “green” university. CSU is the “green” university because they have all our green.