Sprinklers are now watering Laurel Street at the “Green University.” Free carwash anyone?
Am I going to hell for lying about already having a bible to all the guys who give bibles out?
Boo for being late to class. Sitting in the way back in front of the girl who has to talk about her promiscuous weekend for an hour and 15 minutes. Details I did not want to hear!
To the woman in Clark who said that antibiotics make her sick: What kind of antibiotics are you taking?
To the girl in my afternoon marketing class that was falling asleep in the front row: Next time bring a pillow. It might be less obvious.
Don’t worry everyone! The police are only out until it gets cold. Then it’s back to the cubicle.