Since Penley left, can we get Fum’s Song back?
It’s always awkward when you run into someone on campus who has seen you naked.
To all the people I meet each weekend: It would be helpful if I could remember who you are when you approach me on campus.
To the bikers who want universal hand signals for bike cops: If the Dismount Zone and Stop signs don’t help you, I doubt hand signals will help you avoid the bike cops.
The quality of a professor is inversely related to the number of Collegians left on the desks after class.
Whenever it rains, the Howes Street ally smells like beer.
To my alarm clock: Is it necessary for you to go off right in the middle of the best sex dream I’ve had in a while? It’s just not fair.