To the slow walkers on campus: Do us all a favor and treat it like a freeway. Move to the right, and get out of the way.
To the tough-looking guy with the bright pink Tinker Bell backpack: I don’t know why you have that bag, but it made me smile.
Who decided we have to wait until 2020 for the Rocky Mountain Showdown to be held in Fort Collins? Don’t they know the world is going to end in 2012?
I’ve realized that I no longer need to bring my iPod to campus because the guy sitting next to me listens to it loud enough for the both of us. I get to listen to some tunes while he loses his hearing. Sounds like a fair trade-off to me.
Math may be a universal language, but when my professor pronounces “equals” as “ekuels” we have a problem.
Can we have a couple more loud construction projects please?