Guy + longboard + texting
+ unexpected crack in sidewalk = a great start to the day.
Women: If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
The person who coined the phrase, “little black dresses are appropriate for all occasions,” was not talking about 9 a.m. English 100. Especially when so many sequins are involved.
I find it ironic that the university has suddenly decided that it can’t afford printing, but that students can.
Just found out my boyfriend’s psycho ex is in my math class … it’s going to be a good semester.
To the guy whose girl said “I love you”: I don’t think the “correct” response was, “I love food.”
I wonder how the girl who left CSU because of “Taser this, **** Bush” is doing.