Yays and Nays

Aug 302009
Authors: Collegian Editorial Board

Yay – To the Rocky Mountain Showdown this weekend. With the game in Boulder, we don’t need to get wasted to drown out the smell of those dirty hippies. Fortunately, the Rams record in Boulder is enough to drive anyone to drink heavily regardless.

Nay – To the volleyball team’s two losses this weekend. Who do you think you are? The football team?

Yay – To CSU’s $500 million fundraising effort. Better professors and more scholarships are always welcome, but one has to wonder how much of that money will go to maintaining Tony Frank’s luscious beard.

Nay – To Swine Flu. Luckily for you engineering majors, it spreads mostly through human contact.

Yay – To the Tour de Fat next weekend. Remember kids, boozing and biking isn’t a safe alternative to drinking and driving. But it is more fun.

Nay – To hazing. Sure it might be fun to watch your friends eat cat food, run in circles and vomit on themselves, but it’s awfully difficult to get that smell out of the carpet. And did we mention it’s a bit inhumane?

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