God is great, beer is good, and the Rockies are amazing.
Anybody want to help me set up barricades around the library when the zombie flu epidemic hits? I have shotguns and juice boxes.
Dear freshmen, I almost feel bad for sacrificing you to the Plaza people…almost.
So when will we be able to use the swine flu as our excuse to not go to class?
To the girl that fell off the stair machine at the Rec center twice in a row last night: I guess you’re not the stair master.
To my Love: The stars are out, the moon is up. I lay my head to sleep. What dreams may come? A wedding for some, as I count my sheep.
To the girl in Walmart: Yes, if it says “included” on the box, that means it does come with it. You’re welcome.