In saving up for a gaming system, I decided that opting out and getting a Taser would be far more amusing and enjoyable.
Does anyone else look at the “for two” coupons, become convinced they could eat for two and then get really depressed?
Putting class policies on a syllabus is like trying to say “Irish wristwatch”: Pointless.
Freshmen warning: Don’t worry about the long line at Subway, but prepare to be sodomized by Parking Services.
I love Wade Troxell.