RamTalk

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May 102009
 
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Thanks, CSU, for being “green.” You give bikers the finger by giving us no sheltered bike racks while you build parking structures where cars will stay dry. How encouraging!

Finish the jingle: “The best, part, of waking up, is … ”

To the owner of the kids playing hide and seek in the basement of the library: It’s not a playground. Get a baby sitter.

To the person giving props to the guy who put the champagne bottle in the lost and found … yeah. That was my Geology teacher … he’s weird …

To my roommate upstairs: If you don’t have the money for a can of WD-40, I will gladly pay for it in exchange for a good night’s sleep. Squeak, squeak, squeak.

If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lighting, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Being highly reliant on drinking Red Bull during finals week has turned my urine the color of Shrek’s.

To the couple making out at the light at College Ave.: A green light means proceed to the nearest dorm room.

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