You know you have been at CSU too long when “.colostate.edu” subconsciously gets added to any web address you attempt to type.
To the chatty girl in my HD 402 class who farmer blows into her own hand and then wipes it on her yellow sunflower dress: You disgust me.
Could someone please explain to me how Penley managed to get $350,000 in severance pay for quitting?
To the girl with the spring sex drive: Sorry, I only give it up for rhymes in iambic pentameter.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Ok girls, us guys can’t just come up to you and say we want nothing more than to … you. But I would love nothing more than for one of you to come tell me that.
To the business major complaining about tuition costs: Try being out-of-state anything major.