How not to sound like an idiot this weekend: It’s daylight “saving” time, not daylight “savings” time … we are saving time, not “savings” it.
To the girl talking about using your twins, it’s like hitting a baseball against a wall it might roll back to you every once in a while, which is nice, but it will never ever be a home run.
When we were little, we used to make prank call Now we make drunk calls.
You can always tell the kids in the dorms who party from the dorm kids who don’t, because the ones who do tilt their milk cup as it comes out so it’s not so foamy.
To the Collegian: When creating a bar chart it might useful to remember that the University of Wyoming is not a Colorado school, even if they recycle more than CU.
Looks like Fort Collins needs to step up its weed game, ’cause if you’re not first you’re last.
Democrat: because we can all grow up to marry our cousins.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
To the guy who’s gotten laid by RamTalk more than women, ever: You should probably take the advice from above you and make use of your own twins.