Ram Talk

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Mar 042009
 
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-Has anyone read High Times lately? Fort Collins is the #2 best place in the world to get weed. Has this affected anybody else?

-Can we please stop having full blown conversations with the Starbucks people? The last thing you want to do is get between an addict and his fix.

-To the guy complaining about not getting enough practice: I know some twins who’d like to get to know you better … your right and left hands.

-Does it seem odd that in order to be carbon-neutral by 2020 we need a multilevel parking garage?

-I’ve had more Ramtalks published than I’ve been laid. Ever.

-Is it ironic that the Green Peace people make walking in the plaza not peaceful at all?

-You know you are right. In this day and age, it’s just not economically viable for women to spend all their time in the kitchen; I mean that laundry isn’t going to do itself.

-Democrat: Because, let’s be honest, would Jesus own a gun?

-To the girl who gave me soy sauce as a chaser … thanks for ruining my night.

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