Feb 262009

I have a huge carbon footprint. Ladies you know what they say about big feet …

To the girls who insist on wearing slippers or clogs to school: PICK UP YOUR FEET!

I know the economic crisis is affecting everyone, but did the Collegian really have to cut punchlines from its cartoon budget?

Im glad im not attracted to Barbie-type girls, because I don’t know how I feel about a 7’2″ women that has a size 5 shoe and is only 101 pounds. I’m still wondering when they are going to make a thick Barbie with some junk in the trunk?

Why does the Collegian bother printing any stories on the back page? That’s vital coupon space for Wilbur’s.

To Repeat/Delete: how much is it to rent that van for the weekend?

Apologizing to your girlfriend for hooking up her best friend is pointless. It’s kinda like putting a condom on after sex.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but Thursday’s wind really blew my high.

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