A message from CSUPD. Tornado! Run, Run Now! …This is just a test.
Does anyone else miss passing notes? Screw texting! I want a note folded origami style and written in sparkly gel pen.
Nothing makes me want to join a frat more than playing techno on the plaza. Sign me up.
Would someone please fix the lock-less bathroom stall in upper LSC? If I wanted everyone to see me pee, I would have been born a boy.
To the girl and guy having a sex talk in the study room next to me … TMI!
To the sniffling, coughing, sneezing masses: I have finally succumbed to your persuasive powers and joined you.
Does anyone have a spare bedroom? That tornado that approached from the west ripped my house apart yesterday…
To all the sexy ladies on campus … How about you get over yourself and get under me.
Has anyone else noticed that if you rearrange the letters in GO RAMS, you get ORGASM? Coincidence? I think not.