Nay | to classes starting. We can no longer drink eight nights in row.
Yay | to DNC protestors. Democracy ain’t welcome in Denver.
yay | to financial aid refunds. Sign up for 18 credits. Drop half. Buy a Harley.
nay | to CSU’s new green man. He’s like the Incredible Hulk – on estrogen.
Yay | to the Olympics. The Gold Medal – made in China.
nay | to freshmen who don’t know party etiquette. Put that Dixie cup back in the trash, you novelty-t-shirt-wearing punks.