To the guy who tried to avoid the squirrel on the plaza yesterday: sorry I laughed at you when the squirrel decided to attack you.
To the cute boy who filled my bike tires up with air yesterday, you make me all giddy inside!
Do you think that gremlins eat at Taco Bell a lot because it is open so late?
Whose idea was it to schedule the Border War the DAY AFTER Thanksgiving? You, my friend, are an idiot.
I just saw three girls leave the bathroom without washing their hands. Gross! Come on people; it only takes two seconds to wash your hands!
Anyone have the Boardwalk piece for McDonald’s Monopoly? I’ve got Park Place and I’d be OK with splitting one million dollars.