Ummm, I think its time to get rid of Sonny. The game has passed you up, old-timer.
I’ve got three simple words: Sonny must go!!
The other day I saw one of the blue-shirt environmentalists locked in a heated conversation with one of the roaming Mormons … I don’t know whom I felt more sorry for.
To that rude girl in my Organic Chemistry class: shut up. I may taser you the next time you open your mouth.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
I watched my roommate on his bike get in the way of some girl on her bike. People went flying. It looked and sounded like this: #$(@_$#*%*)$.
Dearest CSU Bookstore: You will be boycotted for boycotting. Thanks for sending our business elsewhere.