Sep 162007

To the guy in the red pick-up truck who had to do a roadside sobriety test in front of our sorority house Saturday night when we were ALL home and watching: congrats on passing; we all cheered when you drove away!

To the person who found my ring at the recreation center and turned it in: THANK YOU so, so much. I was freaking out. Good karma is definitely coming your way!

I am confused. CSUPD says longboards can’t ride on streets because they are considered a toy, but they must obey bike laws because they are considered a wheeled-vehicle. Am I the only one who doesn’t understand?

To the guy who said fraternities pay for their friends: I’m glad to see that you think people can actually put a price on friendships that last forever.

Things I hate (in alphabetical order): Al Qaeda, beer pong cheaters, cats… To be continued.

To all the teachers who gave us a test on Friday: Thanks for the buzz kill on Thursday night.

To the girl in my race and ethnic relations class who is in denial of her white privilege: WAKE UP and shut up so the rest of us can learn. “You’re killing me, Smalls!”

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