I have been following the cute beard man storyline in the paper for at least a week now. I think it should get its own section. By the way, dreadlocks are sexier than a beard.
To the girl in the library who watched me tip over backwards in my chair without saying a word: I could’ve broken my neck. What more do I have to do to get your attention?
I don’t know what sucks worse: RamCT or the football team.
Ramtalk – the only part of any newspaper that will actually make you more stupid for having read it.
To the frat guy that was giving the Collegian writers a hard time: How ’bout you buy a couple of more friends so you can continue to think that your parties are real “ragers”.
To the Lithuanian girl in my 1:00 p.m. Sociology class: I bet you are good at guitar hero. Do you want to play some time?
To the girl in that guy’s anthropology class: I’m a cute guy with a beard… wanna make out?