Aug 262007

“Dear Fellow Biker: Learn to talk on your phone while riding. When you’ve mastered that, try texting, setting appointments, etc. God speed.”

“I was in the library today using a computer when I noticed the guy next to me was looking at porn. Is it now socially acceptable to look at pornography in a public place?”

“To the guy who sits in the front row of my marketing class: Stop staring at me . . . it’s really creepy.”

“With snakes in the classroom, screw Harry Potter! I want Samuel L. Jackson!!”

“I heard a rumor that the snake in Clark was a female…a pregnant female.”

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