“The only good thing about RamCT is the creepy chat function.”
“I recently learned how to ride my bike with no hands. Now I’m worried I look like an idiot with my arms flailing freely. Can someone tell me the cool thing to do with my arms?”
“I’m studying abroad in a country that isn’t big on football. Can somebody TiVo the Rocky Mountain Showdown, along with the entire NFL season. Much appreciated.”
“To the girl walking into Weber, with the iPod on, shakin’ what your momma gave you…I saw you.”
I woke up Tuesday and walked into the living room, and what do I see? A
squirrel. He was standing on our bar eating a bagel. Then he scurried out the
window. Weirdest moment of my life.