“Dumps like a truck,” what was Cisco thinking?
You know it’s time for Spring Break when the 1-Star Sudoku makes your brain hurt.
I was thinking the other day…have you ever thought how long it would take you to crawl to class?
I think my accounting teacher has respiratory problems. I fear for her well-being. Should I make a doctor’s appointment for her?
You have a drinking problem if…you get to the Ramskeller before they start serving beer.
My roommate wet the bed last night. Isn’t he too old for that?