Jan 162007

I like sunglasses because they make me feel invisible.

Dear snow, it would have been nice to see you during finals week. Please try

harder next time. Thanks.

I really like the heating and cooling system on campus. It’s like an

alternate universe; air conditioning in the winter and heat in the summer.

Makes sense, right?!

You know you’re a college student when you take your books to Buy Back to

get money to buy lunch… then you realize it’s 4 p.m.

This past semester I have eaten 14 pounds and 6 ounces of Honey Nut Cheerios. Thank God for a fast metabolism. Man, I have a limited cereal vocabulary.

I’ve noticed that I’ve been having a lot of trouble peeling bananas lately.

Is it just because I’m blonde, or have other people out there been

experiencing the same problem?

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