I like sunglasses because they make me feel invisible.
Dear snow, it would have been nice to see you during finals week. Please try
harder next time. Thanks.
I really like the heating and cooling system on campus. It’s like an
alternate universe; air conditioning in the winter and heat in the summer.
Makes sense, right?!
You know you’re a college student when you take your books to Buy Back to
get money to buy lunch… then you realize it’s 4 p.m.
This past semester I have eaten 14 pounds and 6 ounces of Honey Nut Cheerios. Thank God for a fast metabolism. Man, I have a limited cereal vocabulary.
I’ve noticed that I’ve been having a lot of trouble peeling bananas lately.
Is it just because I’m blonde, or have other people out there been
experiencing the same problem?