Oct 182006

If according to the guy on the Plaza, if we are all going to hell then hell is going to be one hell of a place.

So all the dance classes are mostly girls, and all the engineering classes are mostly boys… does anyone else think we need to unite forces?

To the fly in my room: Please leave. You’re bothersome and I’m afraid that you’re going to fly into my mouth when I’m asleep.

Facebook ruined my life and I’m not even a member. When a man can’t even cheat on his girlfriend in Texas without her finding out we have a problem. Damn you Mark Zuckerberg.

I think if we can learn anything from 80s rock ballads it’s that we are young and love is a battlefield.

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