Ram Talk

Sep 062006

I like cinnamon rolls. That’s why I wish they made a cinnamon roll incense. Cause I don’t always have time to make a pan. Perhaps I’d rather light a stick, and have my roommates wake up with false hopes.

Due to the recent “Mini-Feed” on Facebook, the “stalker alert” has now been changed from level ORANGE to RED, which is SEVERE STALKER STATUS. It’s in your own best interest to run and take cover, or to never log on to Facebook again.

What happened to the cookie crook on the cookie crisp box; what’s up with the wolf?

To the environmentalist who managed to hook me even after I told you I was late for class: Thanks for informing me on the many ways I can contribute to keeping Colorado beautiful. Unfortunately, automatic monthly donations out of my checking account is not one of them. I can barely afford to feed myself a bag of ramen everyday.

What is the quickest way to a man’s heart… with Chuck Norris’s fist! Come on people, let’s bring back the Chuck Norris jokes.

I make instant oatmeal in the morning then I don’t do crap for an hour. Makes me wonder why I need the instant oatmeal. I could make the regular oatmeal and feel productive.

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