So yeah, I’m pretty sure Panda made more money off of Wishbones employees at lunchtime last year than Wishbones made all day. Welcome to the LSC Spoons!
To all the cars that honked at me this weekend: Just because I prefer to occasionally walk home from parties rather than drive drunk does not mean I am a freshman or want to sleep with you. Jerks.
Every time I go to Taco Bell, the same thing happens. When I order, I get a lot of food because it is so delicious and cheap. But by the time I’m on my last chalupa, I realize I ordered too much and my stomach starts to hurt.
Give me one! Give me two! Give me three! Break it down! You know who you are… happy first day of class Tower RAs!