Ram Talk

Not only do I base how good my day will be off the number of stars in my daily horoscope, but I also cross check my potential happiness with my ability to complete the Sudoku puzzle and get half-way through the crossword. If I can do that, it’s gonna be a FANTASTIC day!

So RamRide isn’t running anymore this year. Back to the days of scrambling through your cell phone trying to find a ride at 2 a.m.

Does anyone else think the Collegian should have a new, more educated editorial staff next year?

So, I hear the university is considering paying almost $180K over two years to have live-in babysitters for nine fraternity houses. I don’t remember being asked if I wanted my money going into fraternity houses, do you?

I am a truly tolerant person because I am intolerant of persons being intolerant of intolerance.

I think we all need to bring our dogs on walks around campus and maybe have a dog park on the west side of the LSC.

After watching MTV the past few days, I’m inspired to start a “Yo Mamma” club at CSU. You can join if you have good delivery, originality, creativity and sting. All I need is a Fez. “One thousand dollars cashmoney!”

Why is it that no matter how hard I try to avoid the creeper row in front of me, they’re always there. I could be in the third row and they’re right in front of me; the fifth row, right in front of me … stalkerish?