To the girl who tried to save a horse and ride a cowboy: Save a horse and a cowboy and ride a nerd (me) instead.
Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
My buddy, “The Damn American,” once told me that the gauge of a person’s Americanism is based on three simple rules: 1. How fast you can chug a beer, 2. How big of a bulge of chew you can take, and 3. How quickly you can kill a goat. Any challengers??
A $1.2 million gift to “speed up” the installation of a synthetic playing field IN ADDITION to the $15.2 million gift received for other renovations to Hughes?! Athletics, stop complaining and try cutting back just like every other organization at CSU has had to do. For starters, do red-shirt athletes REALLY need to travel to games they won’t even play in?
OK, is it just me or are the packets of soy sauce that Panda Express gives out completely useless? They have like almost no sauce and they explode all over the table and my clothes whenever I open them so I get even less sauce. Go with Kikkoman, Panda. Way, way better…
To the girl who commented on the guy who said to the guy who replied to the girl, who said to the guy who responded to the girl in RamTalk … well now I forgot what I was going to say.
To the guy who used the squirrel IQ cut-down: First, good one – see you on the playground at recess. Second, you need to up your musical IQ; The Roots have been making great music for well over 10 years. Yellowcard is a rock band with a violin. I win.
So does anyone else in construction management notice all of the occupational therapy chicks that have suddenly overrun our computer lab and print a novel at a time when we have a 10-page maximum??