Ram Talk

Apr 062006

My dream girl wears big-framed sunglasses and Ugg boots…Where am I going to find a girl like that at CSU?

A while ago someone wrote about single girls wearing rings on their left ring finger – I totally know what you mean. Last night I was quite intoxicated, and this morning my girlfriend was wearing a ring on her left ring finger. I kinda freaked out.

I am tired of having my day ruined by the smell of Greeley. Therefore, I propose CSU build what I shall call the Greeley Defense Fan. Basically it is a giant windmill designed to alter weather patterns and keep my beautiful, sunny days free of stockyard stench.

I saw a squirrel doing the Sudoku puzzle today. Then it got mad at me for copying some of his answers.

Somedays I feel as if we need mini stoplights on the sidewalks of CSU.

Sitting outside Clark is very entertaining. Why? Yesterday I witnessed a guy catch his foot while skating, followed by an endo. Moments later a guy on a road bike went racing by with three bike cops hot on his trail. Not only did he get away, but the lead cop also ate it in front of everyone.

It turns out that my chocolate lab has huge crushes on all yellow labs. Would you call those inter-lab-cial relationships? Just curious.

So next time you are driving down the street and a car full of kids are yelling out the window at you, be cautious, ’cause they may be girls dressed up as guys. Probably the strangest thing I have ever experienced, and it ruined my night.

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