Ram Talk

Apr 042006

To the person who taught a brief history about The Wichita Shockers: We’re sure that, in your research you stumbled upon the quickest way to get to Wichita, so here at CSU we suggest you take that route straight out of Fort Collins. This is Ram country!

Last time I checked, everyone on this campus was actually enrolled in COLLEGE. So why must I sit in my lecture halls and watch the people around me draw on their desks? Didn’t your fourth grade teacher break you of that habit? Grow up and doodle on your own property!

Every morning I’m awakened at 6 a.m. by trash trucks outside my apartment, but every time I take out the trash, the dumpster is overflowing… Simply amazing… Also, I saw a squirrel eating a bowl of Lucky Charms the other day.

Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield; it said “Parking Fine.” So, that was nice.

I eat bricks passed off as cookies at the dorms, that’s what type of cookie I eat. Now I have to go to the dentist…

Wow, the weather is so nice out these days… does that mean we’re due for another Colorado spring snowstorm? Also, does CSU ever get snow days?

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