I wanted the Collegian staff to be informed of a growing problem on campus. I am speaking specifically of the terror the Morgan Library is striking into the hearts of poor, over-stressed students.
I'm sitting here trying to finish my burrito when on my right there is an ominous window staring back at me. A gigantic sign next to it says that I may in fact die from loose, flying roof panes.
The library is installing more unneeded fear in our hearts than the Bush administration. Next thing I know, the librarians will tell me that the mono I just got diagnosed with is from the Dewey Decimal System. Please get to the bottom of these "coincidences." Thank you!