Ram Talk

Mar 082006

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

On campus this week I have heard three people say "zoop-zoop." Can anyone tell me what this means?

Two words: RIGHT SIDE! I don't care who you are, who you think you are, or what culture you associate with, but in America we're supposed to walk on the right side. That goes for groups of three people on sidewalks, too. It's just common courtesy.

I went to confession the other day and said to the priest in a British accent, "Father, bless me for I have sinned. I did an original sin…I poked a badger with a spoon."

Just to clarify: We are NOT all paying the same amount to go to this school. I am personally paying around $12,000 a semester just for classes, while others are complaining about paying $3,000 or $4,000. Does that mean I deserve three or four seats to your one?

Believing in superstition is bad luck.

I just wanted to say thank you to the maintenance, facilities, groundskeepers and janitorial persons at CSU. This campus is always very clean, and I don't think students say thank you enough. Keep up the good work.

So yesterday I lost a wad of cash and mixed in with it were several receipts. If you are the person who got so lucky to find it, please return it to the Durward Hall front office. I was all over campus yesterday and have no idea which building I lost it at. Let your conscience be your guide. A reward will be offered.

Where do squirrels go to sleep? Also, I think we need to offer some squirrel contraception to the squirrel community before they take over campus.

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