Ram Talk

Feb 282006

To the guy who always comes in late to my microeconomics class: When you come in late, don't waddle up to the front of the class causing a disturbance. Also, please stop eating apples as loud as you can. If you need to eat, eat quiet food, like bananas.

Question: Why do so many girls wear high heels and sometimes mini-skirts to class? You're not at the bars!! You're at school!! Wear your pj's! Be bold!

To the man with the nice guy experiment: I hear you. I'm tired of always getting stuck in friend mode because of trying to be nice all the time. Is there ever going to be a time where nice guys don't finish last?

To the people who push their way through the door at the top of the stairs in Clark to get in the second level corridor, you're a mere minute's walk from your classroom, where as those of us trying to exit are probably as far from our next class as is physically possible while still technically being on CSU property, so wait your turn!

To all the guys out there: Why does it seem that girls always have to make the first move. If some girl is looking at you and looks interested smile or come over and talk to her…do something. What have you got to lose?

T-H-E-I-F?? Don't people at the Collegian know the rule, "I before E except after C?"

To Suite on Wednesday nights: It's true. I conducted a similar experiment myself (being a nice guy) and concluded time and time again that girls really only do like jerks. Girls want what they can't have and if you give them what they seem to want, you'll hear the phrase "Let's just be friends" over and over like I have. Girls are crazy.

How many CU freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a senior course!

Do you know what the perfect crime would be? Stabbing someone with an icicle on a warm day.

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