To the girl who slipped on the ice by the lagoon and the guy who laughed at her: So are you guys like dating now? Should we call this "RamTalk Dating"? Please let us know how the first date goes. Oh, if any single girls are interested in RamTalk dating, please let me know!
Animal testing is futile; the animals get nervous and give all the wrong answers.
To the CSUPD: When you pull someone over, whether it be on campus or in town, please have the presence of mind and the common courtesy to pull your own vehicle safely to the side of the road. Today marks the second time I have almost collided with a Colorado State police car because its driver parked it at an asinine angle.
To the person who wants to date his/her boss: Don't, it only complicates things. A bunch of people at my work dated each other (including the boss), and now we have two pregnancies. It's like the freakin' "Days of Our Lives." As a rule: Don't get your honey where you make your money.
"I hate that girl so much, I hate her so much I took her off my Facebook friends list!" – Overheard in Clark A202
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
To the mean lunch lady…if you ever come to the restaurant I serve at, I'm going to throw your food at you like you throw mine at me, and I dare you to ask me for your salad dressing on the side, because I know how it makes you feel when I ask for my French toast sticks on a separate plate! How about you try smiling for once. Does serving eggs really cause you that much misery?
Wouldn't it be sweet to see a high-speed bike chase? Let's see if those bike cops are really as cool as they look.
Was the sandwich-eating squirrel wearing a radio transceiver?