Ram Talk

Feb 022006

So…who is Chuck Norris? And …Why is he kicking a round house? I'm so confused!!!

To the circuit users at the Rec. Center who may have missed the sign: multiple rep users must yield to circuit users. There is no need to sit and stare at the ceiling while a line piles up behind you. If you're not moving the weights, get off the machine, take your break and work your way back into the rotation.

I know there's been a lot of concern about where all the money is going with the tuition increases. The CSU Police Department just got a BMW motorcycle. It's nice to see our tuition dollars hard at work with an expensive sport/touring German bike like that.

To the wonderful person who started using the coffee table for a piano bench in Edwards Hall: Thank you.

Has anyone else noticed the Snickers bars are $1.25, while all the other candy bars are $1 or 80 cents. What is the deal with that? I need my breakfast of champions.

Chuck Norris once brought a baby lamb back to life by rubbing his beard on its belly. He then swiftly roundhouse kicked the lamb, proving that the good Chuck giveth and the good Chuck taketh away.

OK, seriously. The Chuck Norris thing needs to stop. (D.D., if you are reading this, expect another ketchup ice cream sandwich if I hear one more word about Chuck Norris come out of your mouth).

If the city of Fort Collins truly cares about minimizing DUI's, how about it does something about the public transportation situation? Of course people are going to drive home on the weekends when the wait for a taxi is two hours. If it weren't for RamRide it would be three hours.

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

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