Little known fact, Christopher Columbus suffered from gonorrhea in the eye.
Is there some reason that the crossword puzzle is always impossible? At least once, I want to be able to sit in class, not paying attention to the professor and not feel so stupid because I cannot complete more than 10 words on the crossword. Is that too much to ask? At least put one in the paper for the less than geniuses. I would certainly appreciate it 🙂
So I walked by Jason Smith today. Yah, I come up to his elbow…so that's cool!
To the guy who let the girl slip away…tell her how you feel. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies.
To the people who call RamRide: Please do not yell at us and threaten to drive drunk if we're not in a position to give you a ride home. It is not our fault that you've chosen to drink copious amounts of alcohol until 4:35 in the morning. We've given up a night of our weekend so you can stay out late; accept the limitations of the program and call it an early night at 2 a.m.
Does anyone really know what president is on the dime? He has a very tiny, very round head. Is he even a president? Hey, and how come some presidents get a coin and a bill? I mean, Washington and Lincoln were good presidents, but come on – share the wealth.